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Yad and Cosmo are both elven twins, Cosmo is the tiny one with a menacing slightly deep voice, while his brother Yad is very tall, skinny, and has an extremely squeaky one. Make no mistake these two brothers are troublemakers, always getting into mischief, so much in fact that Grandpa Nick demoted them from being Toymakers, "A huge honor with-in the Elf community" to being meager barn hands that clean the reindeer stalls for the "BIG BOSS" Santa. Just so you have a better understanding of how incredibly moronic these two numbskulls are, these are the two that left some old dynamite out in one of the feeding buckets near the reindeer stables, the same one used by our hero "Boomer the Reindeer" ultimately, and quite by chance, creating Exploding Reindeer Poop!!! How these two brothers came up with the idea of "ELF -SNOT" is still a mystery, the truth is, we really don't want to know, but we do know that for some weird reason the kids love it. ..so much in fact that they can't keep in on store shelves... I will say this though, these boys are marketing genius's and to offer a "Lucky Golden Nose Nugget" or a special "Glow in the Dark" nostril raisin in every batch of RADIOACTIVE ELF-SNOT was an astounding idea, one of the chief marketing executives sent a memo to all of Santa's North Pole corporate offices saying, "You boys have picked a real WINNER here!!!" So the big question on everyone's lips is how did the boys, "Yad & Cosmo" come up with the EXPLODING ELF POOP idea? The answer is simple, THEY STOLE IT!!! ...these two mischievous little runts are just freeloading on the world-famous "Boomer the Reindeers" fame...so in order to reproduce the effects of the reindeer incident, the duo not only ate dynamite, but they added some old fireworks to the mix, "Elves love FIREWORKS by the way..." and to top it all off they also drank, the hottest hot sauce known to man, and chased it with a radioactive isotope cocktail!!! BOOM!!!... it's a MIGHTY EXPLOSIVE MIXTURE!!! The Good Guys Fireworks has done it again, this is sure to be a real winner with all the kids on Christmas Day! Just imagine their joyous, smiling faces when they reach into their own Christmas stocking and find out they have ELF POOP or perhaps some ELF SNOT in their hands, HOORAY!!! Pick up your EXPLODING ELF POOP & RADIOACTIVE ELF SNOT TODAY!!!
...at participating retailers, while supplies last! IT'S FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!!!
Credits:
Graphic Design & Layout - Marshall Johnson
Original Art - James Aaron Hislope
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